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And I guess she’s in REM sleep because her “gaze” keeps darting around the room. I just keep thinking about Mad Eyed Moody’s eye on Umbridge’s door. She’s watching me. Always watching.
Everyone is agreeing that it’s an anxiety/stree related “phantom itch” (I go to bed right after work and being third shift makes sleep an anxiety source for me)
I just remembered I have some sleepy-making benedryl. I’ll try some sort of scrubby relaxing shower thing soon.
Okay,good, things to try. I was just thinking that a super hot shower and intense scrubbing sounded like a plan. I’m just worried of showering too much? Drying out my skin would make it legit itchy.
as soon as I’m all quiet and still, I start itching. It feels like there are bugs all over me. There aren’t, I checked. And it’s only when I’m trying to sleep.
Help me, please, someone, I’m so tired. What’s wrong with me and how do I fix it?
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
some old work i did for a fan bbc sherlock project
This is fucking gorgeous.
SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?
Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?
Email firstname.lastname@example.org with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.
NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!
It’s fine, darling <3 I might have snapped because I expected social justice bloggers to pounce, but I don’t have a problem hitting the “ignore” button on them. I just wanted their attention away from my friend. But you’re a special case, I can’t just ignore you because you’re my beloved roommate.
He received a tan in Afghanistan. Because I am a suburban white girl. Only persons who have been darkened by the afghani sun should be able to cosplay John
Blackface: a style of make-up used to parody and enforce stereotypes of black culture in minstrel shows. The entire face and neck are covered in lamp black and the lips are enlarged with red paint. Black culture is divided into six melodramatic stereotypes and laughed at….
we’re talking about pale white people using make up to cosplay tan white people Jesus fucking Christ
Wouldn’t dare tread on your precious Korra the explorra.